Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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