I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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