ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
