Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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