shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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