I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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