it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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