It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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