just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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