Jerry, you need to find god
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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