i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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