I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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