I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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