google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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