if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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