pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Reggie can tackle my bush.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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