Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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