Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I will be naked everywhere
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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