I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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