oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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