i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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