school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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