What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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