You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Less talking, more tequila
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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