I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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