..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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