What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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