his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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