I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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