remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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