Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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