I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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