Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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