Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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