I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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