what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It was confusing and full of hummus
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
