what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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