You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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