So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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