I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
We are all done wearing pants today
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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