if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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