didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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