I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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