omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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