Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
where am i from again
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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