when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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