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(214): View more from Texas

I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute

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(303): View more from Colorado

she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip

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(315): View more from New York

We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."

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(540): View more from Virginia

Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.

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(818): View more from California

I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.

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(305): View more from Florida

look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.

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(646): View more from New York

Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done

(760): View more from California

Victory lap

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?

(504): View more from Louisiana

Yes. Its here..

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