I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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