Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
