That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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