C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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