Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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