Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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