My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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