U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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