When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize