doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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