I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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